I've got malwarebytes. Damn thing is about as bad as the spam, popping up every half-hour or so, proudly telling me it has dealt with two issues and demanding I come give in further instructions, and when I do that it deletes anything I had been doing.
I used to use Firefox, when I had WinXPprofessional on a laptop that has died. Now I try it, but it won't give me a toolbar, neither will Google Chrome. I have to have the toolbar and its Edit and Print sections, I have to periodically save what I compose to Edit/copy, or I'll lose it due to the constant glitches and hiccups of this POS. I paid, I forget, $400 for the laptop, loaded with Win8 (couldn't avoid it)(now "upgraded" to 8.1), but I expect someday soon to be pushed over the edge of sanity at which point I will get up and smash the thing to bits against the nearest big hard object. I effing hate computers, hate modern life, and would go back to 1964 or even earlier if I could.
(EDIT) Recently met a guru computer-nerd who's going to help me switch to Puppy Linux.
(MORE EDIT) Meanwhile, what's the deal on "friending"??